A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man.'If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And
with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway
carpet.'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.'The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a
fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'

Yummy, horse manure.

Someone thinks they are a comedian, today.














Is that Multiple Personality Disorder flairing up again?

I've never heard that either.

I went digging and got these.

I like those two little dudes with the lightsabers.


Epic