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sabidoo
Number of posts: 1895
Age: 43
Localisation: Gordonsville, TN
Registration date: 2007-04-28
|  Subject: Old story, new twist.....  Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:37 pm | |
| "The earth is wicked again. I'm going to flood it and start over," God told Noah. "Build another ark and save two of every living thing."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard-but no boat.
"Where's the ark?" He roared "I'm about to start the rain."
"Yeah, things have changed," Noah said. "First, I needed a building permit. Then some group said it was inhumane to put the anilmals in such a close space. Then the E.P.A. halted construction to conduct an environmental impact study on the flood."
Suddenly, the clouds cleared and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
"You mean you're not going to detroy the world?" Noah asked.
"What's the point?" God said. "Looks like somebody beat me to it" |
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Staybrite
Number of posts: 8298
Age: 44
Localisation: Seattle
Registration date: 2007-02-08
| | Subject: Re: Old story, new twist..... Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:23 pm | |
| Ha, good one. It's only funny because it's true.  --
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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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sabidoo
Number of posts: 1895
Age: 43
Localisation: Gordonsville, TN
Registration date: 2007-04-28
| | Subject: Re: Old story, new twist..... Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:28 pm | |
| I should have changed the last line to "Looks like AL GORE beat me to it" |
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alldatndensum
Admin
Number of posts: 9124
Age: 42
Localisation: Tennessee
Registration date: 2007-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Old story, new twist..... Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:52 pm | |
| If Al Gore would stop talking, we wouldn't have to worry about global warming. _________________  I might have decided, or maybe not, that I should or shouldn't, depending on the issue or non-issue, to possibly share or not share, any thoughts, opinions, or facts (that might not be deemed factual by some), due to possible fear of any misinterpretation or retribution. |
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rockerVu2
Number of posts: 8238
Age: 84
Registration date: 2007-02-09
| | Subject: Re: Old story, new twist..... Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:07 am | |
| I am not good in posts like this.
I assume they are for the real Americans like you all are. |
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Staybrite
Number of posts: 8298
Age: 44
Localisation: Seattle
Registration date: 2007-02-08
| | Subject: Re: Old story, new twist..... Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:34 pm | |
| | avdb11 wrote: | I am not good in posts like this.
I assume they are for the real Americans like you all are. |
Don't worry, we are not as funny as we think we are, us "Real Americans"
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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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rockerVu2
Number of posts: 8238
Age: 84
Registration date: 2007-02-09
| | Subject: Re: Old story, new twist..... Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:02 pm | |
| The same story for all the movies you can watch in the US. A lot of movies aren't to watch here.  |
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