Funny E-mail I got from my uncle (but only funny becuase sadly most of it could/might happen).

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

"Ozone Created by Electric Cars Now Killing Millions in 7th Largest Country Mexifornia (formerly known as California)"

"White Minorities Still Trying to Have English Recognized as Mexifornia's Third Language"

"Spotted Owl Plague Threatens Northwestern U.S. Crops and Livestock"

"Baby Conceived Naturally! Scientists Stumped"

"Couple Petitions Court to Reinstate Heterosexual Marriage"

"Iran Still Closed; Scientists Estimate it will be at Least 30 More Years Before Radiation Levels Decrease to Safe Levels"

"France Pleads for Global Help after Being Take Over by Jamaica....No Country Comes Forward to Offer Assistance"

"Castro Finally Dies at Age 112; Cuban Cigars Can Now be Imported Legally, But President Chelsea Clinton Refuses to Lift Ban on All Smoking"

"Postal Services Raises Price of First Class Stamp to $17.89; & Announces Deliveries Will Be Made Only on Wednesdays"

"85-Year $75 Billion Study: Diet & Exercise are the Keys to Weight Loss"

"Average Weight of American Drops to 250 LBS"

"Global Cooling Blamed for Citrus Crop Failures for Third Consecutive Year in Mexifornia and Floruba"

"Abortion "Fast-Stop" Clinics Now Available in 90% of U.S. High Schools"

"Supreme Court Rules Punishment of Criminals Violates Their Civil Rights"

"New Federal Law Requires all Nail Clippers, Screwdrivers, Fly Swatters, and Rolled-Up Newspapers Must be Registered by January 2030.