Figure it our for yourselves

At last ! We now know who the Host is !

Oh my! Nobody is safe from this terrible plauge!!!!!

News reports are coming in everywhere regarding this celebrity croaking:

ASPCA Weekly:
"Mr Kermit had a restraining order against Miss P due to domestic violence. She crossed that order in an attempt to win him back. Upon surprising Kermit at his favorite Pad, she discovered him with Shelly, the daughter of the famous Lochness Nellie. After a heated arguement, the signature 'hiyyyy-ahh!' was heard by Shelly, who rushed him to the vet for treatment. He succumbed to his injury after a 3 day struggle...."
"...possible homicide charges against Miss P as she was aware of her communicable disease at the time she struck Mr Kermet. The autopsy shows a bloody wound caused by a cloven hoof across his chest. Toxicology showed the presence of Swine Flu in mr TheFrog"

P.I.G. magazine:
"Miss Piggy referred to as 'swine' in tabloids to sue for libel"

Celeb Delicacy Quarterly:
"Since Kermy's license says 'Donor', there are many Beverly Hills restaraunts bidding on his legs"

NY Times:
"As a Nation mourns, they put the last ribbet in his coffin this morning"



Anyone else see any good headlines or stories on this great entertainer ?

Tabloids are referring to Miss Piggy as "One Bad Pig". The album "Swine Flew" to be re-released with all proceeds going to the Kermit foundation.

Now that right there's funny--I don't care who you are!

Ohhh that poor Kermie.
I just thought to find a cool Kermie avatar.