I heard this song last night on a local radio show that focuses on novelty tunes. This is a hilarious look at punk rock from 1980...



Lyrics are as follows:

Quote:

Push a razor blade into your nose! Whip your partner with a rubber hose! Spit at the band, 'cause that's the way it goes! Do The Punk Polka! Drink a little beer, and drink a little scotch! Turn around and kick your neighbor in the crotch! It's no fun if you just stand and watch! Do The Punk Polka! Jump, jump, jump, jump up and down in place! Jab a safety pin into your face! Excuse me while I leave the human race, To do The Punk Polka! Nothing but death, nothing but death, Nothing but death and destruction! Bad breath, armpits, terminal acne, Nothing but death for MEEEEEEEEEE! If I find I had too much to drink, I will go and vomit in the sink! I feel just like a missing link When I do The Punk Polka! Jump, jump, jump, jump up and down in place! Jab a safety pin into your face! Excuse me while I leave the human race, To do The Punk Polka!

Hilarious, but at almost 2 minutes it's almost too long for an 80's punk song.