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Guilty/Forgiven
Number of posts: 2846
Age: 42
Localisation: Terra Firma
Registration date: 2007-05-18
 |  Subject: Woman shot in head  Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:53 am | |
| Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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sabidoo
Number of posts: 1943
Age: 44
Localisation: Gordonsville, TN
Registration date: 2007-04-28
| | Subject: Re: Woman shot in head Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:58 am | |
| Don't even know if I can work up a groan for this one...lol
Blonde, democrap....HAHA only blondes are that stupid.
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Staybrite
Number of posts: 8652
Age: 44
Localisation: Seattle
Registration date: 2007-02-08
| | Subject: Re: Woman shot in head Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:23 pm | |
| I've seen that before, I heard from someone that they thought it was based on a true 911 call.
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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Woman shot in head Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:38 pm | |
| *groan*  |
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alldatndensum
Admin
Number of posts: 9545
Age: 42
Localisation: Tennessee
Registration date: 2007-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Woman shot in head Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:58 am | |
| That joke is older than sabidoo. Yes, it's been around a LOOOOOOOONG time!  _________________  I might have decided, or maybe not, that I should or shouldn't, depending on the issue or non-issue, to possibly share or not share, any thoughts, opinions, or facts (that might not be deemed factual by some), due to possible fear of any misinterpretation or retribution. |
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sabidoo
Number of posts: 1943
Age: 44
Localisation: Gordonsville, TN
Registration date: 2007-04-28
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alldatndensum
Admin
Number of posts: 9545
Age: 42
Localisation: Tennessee
Registration date: 2007-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Woman shot in head Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:28 am | |
| I ain't skeert. You can't even lift your cane, gramps! _________________ I might have decided, or maybe not, that I should or shouldn't, depending on the issue or non-issue, to possibly share or not share, any thoughts, opinions, or facts (that might not be deemed factual by some), due to possible fear of any misinterpretation or retribution. |
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Guilty/Forgiven
Number of posts: 2846
Age: 42
Localisation: Terra Firma
Registration date: 2007-05-18
| | Subject: Re: Woman shot in head Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:57 pm | |
| Iz yer head filled with dough too ? |
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