I used to be a rigid Black-or-White, KJV only, demons behind every corner and in musical notes kinda guy (believe it or not)... this spanned the first 7 or 8 months of my new walk with Christ.
Obviously I grew in my relationship with the Father and learned His Word Scripturally, Contextually, historically, doctrinally, and practically and so on. I can say I've been on many sides of fences... Sinner, Legalist, Incorrect doctrine, and now Scriptural Realist.
The lack of Scriptural understanding breeds all kinds of error.
My people perish for lack of knowledge (Hosea 4:6)
Study to show yourself approved of God, a workman who needs not be ashamed, correctly handling the Word of Truth (2 Tim 2:15)
Sorry to get all serious on something that is pretty funny on the surface, but I understand those people, as I was once in their camp. I feel for them, and pray that they come to their senses.