Since yall are crying about nobody selling, I felt obliged to place a couple of items here. I will be accepting bids starting.....NOW!!!

ITEMS

1. Wood burning air conditioner. Buy it and I'll throw in a 3 story mobile home with a detachable basement and a roll up portable yard.

2. A genuine APC Registered original West Virginia, albino, hairless bellied possum with a stubby tail. If you have a good home for him, I'll throw in a dish so you can soak his tooth. Comes with 25 of the prettiest chrome plated toenails that only need occasional polishing.

3. Caller ID for a CB radio.

4. Smith and Wesson 12 guage pump, over and under 30-06 with a laser night scope on the bottom.

5. Portable color t.v. for your truck or RV, 72 inch...runs off of 12v lighter or AA batteries. Comes with a carrying handle on the top so you can tote it around.

6. Riding chainsaw with kickstart...for an extra $50 it comes with a set of straight pipes and a three stage Jake brake.

7. Cordless extension cord with and an extra screwless screw driver.

8. Mudflaps for a bass boat, guaranteed not to leak.

Wow, how could anyone pass on those amazing items!

That riding chainsaw with kickstart has me intrigued...what's yer askin price?