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BearDad




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PostSubject: Men versus women   Men versus women I_icon_minitimeFri Jun 26, 2015 9:28 pm

Take note, single folks ... especially men!


  1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
  2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
  5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.
  9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage...
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PostSubject: Re: Men versus women   Men versus women I_icon_minitimeFri Jun 26, 2015 9:48 pm

Yep, pretty much spot on there! Thumbs Up

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PostSubject: Re: Men versus women   Men versus women I_icon_minitimeFri Jun 26, 2015 10:37 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Men versus women   Men versus women I_icon_minitimeSat Jun 27, 2015 5:39 am

These don't apply to me very well.
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PostSubject: Re: Men versus women   Men versus women I_icon_minitimeSat Jun 27, 2015 8:32 am

You should add this:


When a man argues with his wife, he should ask himself this question, "Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?"

After 27 years of marriage, I am a happy, happy man!  Happy wife, happy life!

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PostSubject: Re: Men versus women   Men versus women I_icon_minitimeSat Jun 27, 2015 9:06 am

xenonlion wrote:
These don't apply to me very well.

They will some day! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Men versus women   Men versus women I_icon_minitimeSat Jun 27, 2015 9:07 am

11 . A man is typically happy with only a little, a woman is typically only happy with a little.
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