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Oldiesmann
Number of posts : 517
Age : 41
Localisation : Cincinnati, Ohio
Registration date : 2008-10-26
 |  Subject: "RIP Kirk Cobain"  Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:31 am | |
| A while back I became Facebook friends with the lead singer of Fort Wayne based Christian horror punk band Grave Robber. Someone shared this on his timeline earlier and I figured everyone here would get a good laugh out of it as well. https://www.facebook.com/christiansagainstdrugsofficial/photos/a.1643465215887178.1073741827.1643444419222591/1682283882005311/?type=1&pnref=story - Quote :
I have often preached the dangers of heavy metal music. For those of you who are new to this page, the following sermon is a textbook example of the dangers of Beelzebub's beats!!
Kirk Cobain (the handsome blonde pictured below with his band 'Nirvana') was an intelligent, talented young man, with his whole life ahead of him. But then Kirk discovered metal...
First he just listened to it once or twice a month with his friends. But it wasn't long before he was listening to metal rock alone, for hours each and every day. Within weeks, he was mugging elderly disabled people to pay for Aussie Osborne concert tickets, Judith Priest merchandise, and Dimbag Darren CDs. Eventually, he even started his own metal band....!!
By this stage, his metal addiction was out of control. Unfortunately, metal is a gateway drug, and leads to the abuse of hard drugs such as marijuanas. Sadly, Cobain became a notorious reefer addict. The depressing lyrics and violent guitar riffs of the metal music lead Kirk to become extremely depressed. Ultimately, he took his own life because of metal.
Do YOU want to end up like Kirk? Dead and addicted to drugs? If the answer is no, then I urge you to give up metal today.
I have even invented a useful "hashword" to help you all commit to your new healthy lifestyle: be #MetalCleanIn2015
May the Lord bless and keep you. - Margaret | |
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Oldiesmann
Number of posts : 517
Age : 41
Localisation : Cincinnati, Ohio
Registration date : 2008-10-26
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:35 am | |
| Upon further investigation it appears this page is intended to be a joke rather than serious... At least I hope it is. Nobody can be that nuts... | |
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kerrick
Number of posts : 3496
Age : 37
Registration date : 2013-07-18
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:46 am | |
| Hahahaha that is hilarious! Yes, definitely intentionally a joke. I may have to repost that... | |
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Xid
Number of posts : 5512
Age : 55
Localisation : Knoxville, TN
Registration date : 2014-03-13
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:42 am | |
| Silly! Judith Priest played a tambourine and yodeled. What a great ol' gal! | |
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xenonlion
Number of posts : 1689
Age : 25
Registration date : 2013-08-20
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:29 am | |
| Whew. I'm glad it was a joke. I was getting worried. XD | |
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MikeInFla
Number of posts : 3116
Age : 53
Localisation : Kalamazoo, MI
Registration date : 2012-03-19
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:27 pm | |
| haha! Haven't seen Wretched on any message board in a long time I know he used to frequent a few of the forums and it would be nice to see him make another appearance. | |
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ishmael81
Number of posts : 3417
Age : 43
Localisation : St Louis
Registration date : 2012-06-09
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:22 am | |
| That's funny. At first I was like "Kirk? That's a silly typo..." Then I read the OP. | |
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Staybrite
Number of posts : 23399
Age : 56
Localisation : Arizona Desert
Registration date : 2007-02-09
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:45 am | |
| Kirk Cobain....the slightly less talented cousin of Kurt. He finally gave up all hope of being a real musician and joined the band Nickelback.
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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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bassdude
Number of posts : 614
Age : 52
Localisation : Hannibal, MO
Registration date : 2012-06-09
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:44 am | |
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Guilty/Forgiven
Number of posts : 9945
Age : 54
Localisation : Yucca Valley, CA
Registration date : 2007-05-19
| | Subject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain" Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:19 am | |
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