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PostSubject: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:16 pm

Here's a silly thread anyone and everyone can add to. Some of these can be really hilarious.

You just post what you HEAR in lyrics of any songs, mainstream or Christian, and post them here.

For example, I heard this song on the radio today and honestly have no idea what they say at certain parts - so I'm posting what I hear:

"A mouse is the lion, it's disco and grime, and I'm hungry like the wolf" 

What song lyrics do you mis-hear, and what do you THINK you hear ? Let's read some hilarious examples  Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:28 am

"Hush hush, keep it down down. This is scary"  Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:50 pm

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"Hush hush, keep it down down. This is scary"  Shocked

I don't think that's quite what Aimee Mann was singing.  Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:50 pm

'Scuze me while I kiss this guy.

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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:10 pm

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'Scuze me while I kiss this guy.


This. For a long time I thought Jimi Hendrix was homosexual.

This one from ABBA: "See that girl, watch her scream kicking the dancing queen..."

And this one from REM's Losing My Religion: "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"

And lastly, there's this little gem:
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:09 pm

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Staybrite wrote:
'Scuze me while I kiss this guy.


This. For a long time I thought Jimi Hendrix was homosexual.

This one from ABBA: "See that girl, watch her scream kicking the dancing queen..."

And this one from REM's Losing My Religion: "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"

And lastly, there's this little gem:

This entire post made me nearly pee my pants laughing!  Love the "Mumbling Eddie Vedder" lyrics video.....and the dancing queen lyric...gonna be singing it that way from now on.
ROTFL lol! ROTFL lol! ROTFL

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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:08 pm

"Where you going with the master plan?"--Plush by Stone Temple Pilots

"It must be like another fork stuck in your mouth" --Judas Kiss by Petra

"What does it matter if you wear a detergent robe"--I Just Know by Disciple
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:15 pm

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"It must be like another fork stuck in your mouth" --Judas Kiss by Petra

That one's good.  ROTFL

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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:45 am

Staybrite wrote:
ishmael81 wrote:
Staybrite wrote:
'Scuze me while I kiss this guy.


This. For a long time I thought Jimi Hendrix was homosexual.

This one from ABBA: "See that girl, watch her scream kicking the dancing queen..."

And this one from REM's Losing My Religion: "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"

And lastly, there's this little gem:

This entire post made me nearly pee my pants laughing!  Love the "Mumbling Eddie Vedder" lyrics video.....and the dancing queen lyric...gonna be singing it that way from now on.
ROTFL lol! ROTFL lol! ROTFL

I actually like REM a whole lot but that song messed with my head for a long time... and I thought ABBA was really violent for a disco band. Imagine how stupid I felt when I learned the actual lyrics...
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:32 pm

My biggie is Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light"

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night."
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:27 am

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My biggie is Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light"

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night."

Same here - forgot this one.
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:52 am

messiaen77 wrote:
My biggie is Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light"

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night."

Oh, you mean Bruce Springsteen's Blinded by the Light Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:10 pm

messiaen77 wrote:
My biggie is Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light"

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night."

I always sing this one with the wrong lyrics intentionally.
"Blinded by the lice, crawled down from my hair and got into my eyes."

That Elton John song "Tiny Dancer" is fun too.
"Hold me closer Tony Dazna, count the head lice on the highway...."


Hmm, I seem to have an unnatural fascination with lice...that can't be healthy.

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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:16 pm

All these posts are crackin me UP ! But the one I really laughed at:

"It must be like another fork stuck in your mouth" --Judas Kiss by Petra

Not just cuz it's funny, but cuz it's SO TRUE ! There were many Petra songs I could not understand what Schlitt was singing, but I've actually sung VERY similar words to that Judas Kiss song.. LOL !!
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:34 am

That was actually Greg X. Volz originally, but I know what you mean about Schlitt.  One of my friends was convinced "Stand in the Gap" was actually "Send Him Again."  He ended up writing a song called "Send Him Again" because of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:48 am

All these years I still don't know what Joe Elliott is singing:

"Living like a bomb baby come and get it on, Living like a lover with a red eyed phone"

???
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:56 am

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:
All these years I still don't know what Joe Elliott is singing:

"Living like a bomb baby come and get it on, Living like a lover with a red eyed phone"

???


I had to look it up to make sure I was right, but I actually knew what he sings:

"Living like a bomb baby come and get it on,
Living like a lover with a radar phone."

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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:04 am

Ah ! Ok, that kinda makes more sense... I think... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:06 pm

From my brother-in-law, the Kenny Rogers classic

"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
With 400 children and a cop in the field."
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PostSubject: Re: Having Trouble With Lyrics   Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:15 pm

messiaen77 wrote:
From my brother-in-law, the Kenny Rogers classic

"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
With 400 children and a cop in the field."

lol!  My mother had that album and I used to hear that song all the time as kid...hilarious!

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