Missing Husband

Rick is in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife is really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused and curious, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new.... BATHROOM SCALE.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

i dont think they're gonna find him.

I'd say Rick is a goner. Come to think of it, Tim's dad is named Rick. I've not seen him in a while........

I hope this is not the explanation of the disappering of Tim's dad.

I've not heard from Tim in a few days, either. Maybe he's a goner, too. I bet he laughed when his dad left the scale and his mom opened it.

Poor Tim.....

!LOL! Thats funny, and sorry my dad is still alive and here, And my mom does not weight 200 hundred pounds.

Very Funny.